“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.
(Source: tellmetofeel, via not-that-pretty-face)
IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
movies not to watch when you have dad issues #309
It’s because Goofy lost his wife, so Max is all he has left, but Max probably is growing sick of his goofy father smothering him all the time, and it’s because Goofy doesn’t want to loose Max too and excuse me while I cry
(Source: lumineon, via not-that-pretty-face)
if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
I do not give a fuck, you see,
So go away and let me be
Cute music terms to name your children:
- Oboe Player
- F Sharp
- ii♭ 6-4
- Canon in inversion and augmentation